Dusscudnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured naga.

Dusscudnar created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscudnar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dusscudnar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dusscudnar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dusscudnar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.