Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless butterfly.

Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lipfutveenspagnutwiptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.