Weefitdam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful squirrel.

Weefitdam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefitdam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weefitdam, she will turn you into a mole.

Weefitdam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Weefitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Never feed nuts to dolphins while wearing shoes.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Weefitdam's priests.

5. Do not eat spinach.