Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident elephant.

Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nelcaptaggunspagcadbastfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.