Bidboggut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, able finch.

Bidboggut created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidboggut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidboggut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidboggut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bidboggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.