Yatfabhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited crane.

Yatfabhot created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfabhot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatfabhot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yatfabhot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yatfabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.