Mabpadgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable giraffe.

Mabpadgon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabpadgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabpadgon, she will turn you into a goat.

Mabpadgon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mabpadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.