Leggovlog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome goat.

Leggovlog created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Leggovlog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Leggovlog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Leggovlog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Leggovlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.