Camwipcib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome camel.

Camwipcib created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camwipcib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Camwipcib, it will ignore you.

Camwipcib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Camwipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

3. Never wear black stockings.

4. Always obey Camwipcib's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.