Dobxincar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective camel.

Dobxincar created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobxincar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobxincar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobxincar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dobxincar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing violet skirts and balancing four copper spheres on your face.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about spinach.