Fatbotlapbimzenbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying capybara.

Fatbotlapbimzenbon created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbotlapbimzenbon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fatbotlapbimzenbon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fatbotlapbimzenbon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fatbotlapbimzenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.