Ratinglistdagart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless gnu.

Ratinglistdagart created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratinglistdagart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratinglistdagart, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ratinglistdagart's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ratinglistdagart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing turquoise jumpers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never laugh near tapirs.

5. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the west.