Gutfligdoblid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking swallow.

Gutfligdoblid created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Gutfligdoblid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gutfligdoblid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gutfligdoblid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gutfligdoblid's Holy Commandments

1. Gutfligdoblid loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.