Tadquartzan Carontdag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able mouse.

Tadquartzan Carontdag created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadquartzan Carontdag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tadquartzan Carontdag, it will make you grow a tail.

Tadquartzan Carontdag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tadquartzan Carontdag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing green shirts.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing gray ear rings.