Yattifbet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective sheep.

Yattifbet created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattifbet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattifbet, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yattifbet's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yattifbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near geese while wearing purple kilts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.