Kongabwan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent shrew.

Kongabwan created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kongabwan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kongabwan, she will turn you into a goat.

Kongabwan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kongabwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.