Bamrowgan Timhitbad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty dragonfly.

Bamrowgan Timhitbad created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamrowgan Timhitbad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bamrowgan Timhitbad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bamrowgan Timhitbad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bamrowgan Timhitbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.