Tadlogwit Venjadvid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Tadlogwit Venjadvid created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadlogwit Venjadvid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tadlogwit Venjadvid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tadlogwit Venjadvid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tadlogwit Venjadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.