Lib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident lion.

Lib created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.