Fidbodhin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying tapir.

Fidbodhin created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbodhin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidbodhin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fidbodhin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fidbodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.