Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind jackal.

Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill, it will laugh at you.

Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dondankomhabtofnurspagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.