Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving lion.

Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nellcungeb Butsawkam Gumriggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing ear rings.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help capybaras in need.