Butkiktunraw is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient finch.

Butkiktunraw created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butkiktunraw, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butkiktunraw, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Butkiktunraw's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Butkiktunraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.