Dogbassrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty parrot.

Dogbassrap created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbassrap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dogbassrap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dogbassrap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dogbassrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Dogbassrap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.