Riljadquim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring aardvark.

Riljadquim created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riljadquim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Riljadquim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Riljadquim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Riljadquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.