Quafvinfar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful raven.

Quafvinfar created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafvinfar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafvinfar, he will not care at all.

Quafvinfar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quafvinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.