Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous coyote.

Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cissyattdogbotstiggodqueeg Liklamdum first in all things.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear yellow coats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.