Listcidfat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid parrot.

Listcidfat created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listcidfat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listcidfat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Listcidfat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Listcidfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must pray to Listcidfat seven times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.