Dosstiglat Vincembop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody sheep.

Dosstiglat Vincembop created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstiglat Vincembop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dosstiglat Vincembop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dosstiglat Vincembop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dosstiglat Vincembop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dosstiglat Vincembop on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never pour water over plants.