Litdudjat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing porpoise.

Litdudjat created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litdudjat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litdudjat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Litdudjat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Litdudjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet purple.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.