Zimbifcam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak hippopotamus.

Zimbifcam created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbifcam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimbifcam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zimbifcam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zimbifcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Zimbifcam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zimbifcam.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to rats while wearing red shoes.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.