Gilsogfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish porpoise.

Gilsogfut created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsogfut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gilsogfut, he will be very sad.

Gilsogfut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gilsogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Gilsogfut on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your neck violet.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Gilsogfut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.