Pinyamgom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective lion.

Pinyamgom created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinyamgom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pinyamgom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinyamgom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pinyamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. You must love Pinyamgom.

5. Never leap in holy places.