Caryartjon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong monkey.

Caryartjon created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caryartjon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Caryartjon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Caryartjon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Caryartjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing cyan boots.

5. Never look in ponds.