Konrawpas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Konrawpas created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Konrawpas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konrawpas, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Konrawpas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Konrawpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Konrawpas' name in vain.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing black hats and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.