Veenyaryart Nan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic ant.

Veenyaryart Nan created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyaryart Nan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenyaryart Nan, it will cry a lot.

Veenyaryart Nan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Veenyaryart Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Retreat if eight voles approach from the north.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing magenta dresses.