Beprigbem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart elephant.

Beprigbem created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Beprigbem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Beprigbem, she will turn you into a slug.

Beprigbem's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Beprigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.