Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair mink.

Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab, it will remove you from existence.

Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Konmaplin Hamnarlkik Habsatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hop near frogs.
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