Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing manatee.

Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim, it will not invite you to parties.

Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim.

3. Worship no other gods but Bantanlignellved Fobfigbarnfarnzim.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your face.