Femfarnrat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate warg.

Femfarnrat created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femfarnrat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femfarnrat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Femfarnrat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Femfarnrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about dark matter near mites while wearing green stockings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Femfarnrat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.