Cibfitbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful ant.

Cibfitbeg created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibfitbeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibfitbeg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cibfitbeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cibfitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.