Bafloopyartcusshom Dib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate goose.

Bafloopyartcusshom Dib created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafloopyartcusshom Dib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafloopyartcusshom Dib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bafloopyartcusshom Dib's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bafloopyartcusshom Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to cats while wearing yellow boots.

2. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Bafloopyartcusshom Dib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.