Pinlopzag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful dog.

Pinlopzag created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlopzag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pinlopzag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pinlopzag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pinlopzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Pinlopzag loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.