Logjarnsakzak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid mink.

Logjarnsakzak created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logjarnsakzak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logjarnsakzak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Logjarnsakzak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Logjarnsakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Run away if five bats approach from the west.

4. Logjarnsakzak loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.