Bumhunxem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast ferret.

Bumhunxem created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhunxem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumhunxem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bumhunxem's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bumhunxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Always obey Bumhunxem's priests.