Dud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, loving bird.

Dud created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dud, he will come to you in dreams.

Dud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Dud.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dark energy near dolphins while wearing blue trousers.