Mapsadwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty goat.

Mapsadwon created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mapsadwon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapsadwon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mapsadwon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mapsadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not take Mapsadwon's name in vain.