Litrilkik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome ferret.

Litrilkik created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litrilkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litrilkik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Litrilkik's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Litrilkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Litrilkik.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.