Tunmotvol is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited beaver.

Tunmotvol created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunmotvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tunmotvol, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tunmotvol's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tunmotvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about sheep.