Damgomfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful swallow.

Damgomfab created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Damgomfab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damgomfab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Damgomfab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Damgomfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing black dresses.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about special relativity near capybaras while wearing mauve coats and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.